Top Ten Signs You Are Not A Parent

1. Thinking it's just a nap.  Skipping or delaying it for a few hours shouldn't be that big of a deal.
   ~ Real parents know there is nothing more sacred than nap/bedtime.  Obey the law at all costs! 
    
2. Giving the stink eye to a mother of a screaming 2 year old in public.
   ~ Real parents give looks of sympathy as the mother is assaulted physically and verbally to the best of the pint sized terror's ability.